1 Liner Wednesday; Really Short Story

“Every time you get your nails done,” she screamed, “every lunch with your friends, everything you put in your mouth, I’m paying for.”

“Send me a bill and I’ll reimburse you,” I told her.

“It’s not about the money.  I don’t want the money.  I WANT YOU TO APPRECIATE ME PROPERLY!!!”

“Should I kiss your feet while saying I’m lower than shit?”

“That would do for a start.”

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