Yup

leedsn / Shutterstock.com. 1. You’re going to need a coat. A sweatshirt (even twelve) will not suffice. Yes, you will have to spend upwards of $300 for a quality Northface parka but at least you won’t look like an idiot wearing your neon blue ski jacket you’ve used on vacations past. 2. You cannot wear…

10 Things You’ll Learn During Your First Northern Winter

10 Things You’ll Learn During Your First Northern Winter

Listen to me people who just moved here from Florida…just stay off the roads when it snows, don’t “I’m just gonna run to the store”, just forget it.  You can’t drive in snow and you WILL piss other people off.  Stay home & have whatever it is you want from the store delivered.  You can even have food, liquor, cigarettes, movies from Netflix delivered…it’s a marvelous age.  Now step away from the car, goddamn it.

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