Agreed

Shutterstock / taking Found on AskReddit. 1. No foreplay. Just going in for the kill. Guys, seriously, we’re like ovens, we take time to warm up y’know? 2. Bad, open-mouth, hard kissing with the tongue flailing like a speared and desperate fish. Bad, open-mouth, hard kissing with the tongue flailing like a speared and desperate…

21 Girls On The Dumb Things Guys Do During Sex (NSFW)

21 Girls On The Dumb Things Guys Do During Sex (NSFW)

Yeah guys, about all that stuff you’ve seen in porn.  How can I explain…ummmm, see, you are NOT Ron Jeremey & I am damn sure not Jenna Jameson.  Furthermore, I didn’t drink enough Jameson (or Smirnoff) to be OK with trying that thing you saw in a porno.  So be happy I’m a let you smack my ass and don’t push your luck by looking for anything weird.

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